Meri Maa Meri Bakri – Part 2

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Mujhe aur gussa aane laga. Man hi man me bola doodh to tera nikalunga aur jamkar chodunga ye challenge hai. Dusre din main dost ke ghar gya uska ghar khali tha. Dost ne bola

Dost – kya bhai laya kya jiski pitai karnewala hai.

Main – abhi dekh ayegi wo

Maine mom ko phone lagaya aur kaha

Main – hello bakri mera dost idhar rehne aaya hai. Usko mene kaha ki main madhuri dixit ka friend hun aur usko janta hun aur milwa bhi sakta hun maa tu aajana tu madhuri dixit jese dikhti hai. Usko maine wada kiya hun.

Mom – kyaaa,beta tu bhi na abhi tere papa ke sath ghumne jaungi 1 ghante baad.

Main – meri pyari bakri plz aajana

Mom – thik hai aati hun munna ko bhi sath le aati hun.

Main – nahi akeli ana aur dressing marke ana jo bolu wo pehenke ana mera dost dekhke khush hojana chahiye

Mom – thik hai kya pehnu

Main – laal colour ki saree aur pettycoat bra typewala chuchiyan aadhi dikhni chahiye. Aur odhni sirf gale par honi chahiye,chuchiyon ko dhaankna nahi.

Mom – (haste hue)ok thik hai aur farmaish mere jahapana

Main – kuch nahi meri pyari bakri. Katne ka time agaya hai

Mom – kya kaha

Main – kuch nahi kuch nahi jaldi aao

Mom – haa ji ayi

Main phone rakh diya mere dost ne kaha

Dost – bhai tu apni maa ki pitai karnewala hai kya?

Main – han chote

Dost – lekin kyu

Main – mujhe bohot tane deti hai. Aaj saari bhadas nikalnewala hun.

Dost – chodega bhi

Main – han

Dost – tu bhi na bhai

Mom gharse bahar aayi aur dad ko kaha ki arya ka dost pas me rehne aaya hai wahan ja rahi hun naya ghar hai arya ne wahan bulaya hai. Dad ne unhe jane ko kaha aur kaha jaldi ajana jana hai. Mom ne han kaha aur nikal gayi

Uske baad mene khidki se dekha ki mom aarahi hai. Maine dost se kaha ki tujhse pehle milaunga phir tu bahar chale jana uske baad iski dhulai karta hun.

Dost – ok bhai

Mom ne bell bajayi maine darwaza khola

Main – ajao andar

Dost sofe par baitha tha. Mom ne usko hi kiya

Main – deepak ye jyoti hai meri mom meri pyari bakri.

Mom – chup badmash kuch bhi bolta hai

Deepak dekhta hi reh gaya aur bola ye to sach much madhuri dixit dikhti hai. Mom ne sharma ke sar neeche kar li.

Main – aur bakri jesi bhi dikhti hai (ankh marke dost ko)

Deepak – han yaar(mom ki chuchiyon ko dekhte)

Mom ne chuchi par dono hath se dhaank diya aur mujhse kaha

Mom – tu bhi na (hont ko dant ke beechme rakhke kaat te hue)

Phir maine apne dost se kaha

Main – deepak tu ja aur thanda lekar aa

Deepak bhar chala gaya aur maine darwaza bandh kar diya aur kundi lagadi,phir pant se patta nikala. Mom ne mujhe dekha aur kaha ye kya kar raha hai tu belt kyu nikala. Aur maine ek zordar mom ki gand par rakh ke de diya. Mom chilla uthi. Aur marna shuru kar diya.

Mom sirf chilla rahi thi gand chupa rahi thi. Maine hath pakadkar ghumaya to gaand saaf dikhi aur ek aur sat karke de diya. Mom itna chilla rahi thi ki awaz bahar jane lagi. Ye kahani aap desi kahani dot net par padh rhe hai.

Mai socha ki kisi ko awaz aayi to logon ko pata chal jayega ke kisi ki jamke pitai ho rahi hai. Main mom ko pakadkar godh me uthaya aur andar bedroom me le gaya aur marne laga. Main sirf gaand pe mar raha tha taki kisi ko saboot na mile. Mom ki gaand par maas bhi itna bharav tha ki belt jab lagti to sat karke awaz aati.

Mom – aaah plz mujhe mat karo. Maine kya kiya hai

Main – chinal mujhe tane marti hai.

Mom – abhise tane nahi marungi plz mat maro.

Main – maine pehle hi kaha ki mujhe gussa mat dilao.

Ye kehkar mom ko pakda aur jhuka diya saree upar kar diya aur underwear neeche kar diya gaand saaf saaf dikhne lag gayi gori gori aur uspar belt ke lal lal nishan maine do char aur nangi gand par belt mar diya. Mom dard se aur chilla uthi lekin wo kaha hilti use tight pakadkar rakha tha main uncha aur lamba body builder aur mom chotise wo sirf dard se apni gaand hila rahi thi.

Mom – plz bas kijiye main mar jaungi dard bohot ho raha hai. Plz mat maro

Uske baad maine use chod diya

Mom – sorry abhise main aapki har bat manungi tu nahi aap bulaungi.

Ye kehkar mere gale lag gayi

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